The Kids Are Amazing!

I have a kid also. He is 4 years old. Yesterday he finished his first term at school and he took his first report card. Everything is OK with his report card. Today he and his mother went to our home town Afyonkarahisar by bus for his holiday.

I said the kids are amazing in the title. Yes they are. They have very logical answers. I saw a post in Facebook and it made me laugh. I wanted to share it with you to make you laugh.

I want to add some funny dialogues also.

Reporter makes a news about World Milk Day and asking a question to a little girl:

R: Do you drink milk?
G: Yesss
R: What happened when you drink milk?
G: I am peeing. :)


Ali is 3 years old.

Mother: Look, this is a olive tree!
Ali: Ok, then which one is cheese tree?


Umut, 4 years old.

Policeman: What is your name?
Umut: I won't tell!
Policeman: But why? I am a police uncle of you!
Umut: I never tell then! :)


Merih is 5 years old; Başar is 4 years old!

Merih: I saw a scary dream that monsters were eating my sister.
Başar: I saw scariest one that the monsters were eating my mom, my dad, my grandmother, my grandfather, my brother and the grocer!
Merih: You are lying! Monsters don't eat the grandmoms and granddads, they don't eat grocers too!


There are too many funny dialogues which I came across. Do you know any dialogs like this with kids? Please share them with us.

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  1. Hi
    Kids are so funny!!!
    Great dialogues!!

  2. Kids are amazingly funny! Our children are grown but when they were small they'd say some of the craziest things that had us laughing out loud. My favorite happens to be when our youngest daughter was looking at the encylopedia of the human brain after her daddy told her what the gray mass is, she looked seriously at him and said, "Mommy has a brain but it's not human." LOL Thanks for stopping by for a visit today!

    1. You are welcome! I am going to visit you more. :)

      Thanks for sharing your story with us. :)

  3. These are so fun. Kids say the most funny things.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous day and week. :)

    1. It was my first time to join a blog hop! I think I need to add it to my blog also, don't I?

  4. I try to remember the funny things they say and post them on Twitter. My fave: I have a photogenic memory.

  5. I love the logic and imagination of children. :-)

  6. One thing you can always count on is that young children will tell the truth.. made me smile 😊

    1. Yes we have a proverb in Turkish "Çocuktan al haberi!" It means "Children and fools tell the truth" and "Little pitchers have long ears" :)

  7. Thanks for your comment on my blog. As a retired teacher I totally relate to these quips. Thanks for the laughter.

    1. You are welcome Helen. Thanks for your comment!

  8. What a fun post to do! I love it! have a great monday!!

  9. These are hilarious, it made me smile.

    1. I am so happy that it made you smile.

      Thanks for stopping by!

    2. @busyandfab

      I think there is something wrong with your domain. It is forwarding me to another website. Please check it!

  10. Children's imagination is a strange one. The dialogues here are so funny.

  11. Childhood is the best period to enjoy of our lives. There is no tension, no ritual, no commitment... . Just live happily. I wish I could relive my life without making any mistake.. Thanks!

    1. I wish I could turn back to my childhood. :)